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I just found this on the Comic Book Resources site. I thought it was pretty funny. Can you imagine how fast you'd be bombed if you actually played?!

The Steve Austin Drinking Game

You must take a drink when you see any of the following:

- Steve Austin gives a pep talk to a plucky woman doing a man’s job

- Steve hangs up on Oscar Goldman

- Oscar pauses dramatically and removes his glasses (in our house, we call this “the move.” Oscar was doing it years before David Caruso on CSI Miami.)

- A mad scientist embarks on an evil scheme to prove the government should have funded his research

- someone asks Steve in astonishment, “How did you do that?” after Steve exhibits bionic strength

- someone makes a joke comparing Steve to a car or other mechanical device (”Time for your ten thousand mile checkup, Steve.”)

- Steve is jogging in his sweatsuit (other than in the opening credits, that is)

- Oscar Goldman uses the word “pal”

- Oscar Goldman is made to look like an idiot despite his years of experience running an espionage agency (for example, a naive civilian suggests a solution that Oscar’s been unable to think of, even though logically Oscar SHOULD have thought of it first)

- Steve goes undercover in a profession not his own (lumberjack, dockworker, cowboy) and cheats bionically to be better at it than anyone doing it for real

- Steve gets involved in something because he knows someone from college (Steve apparently went to school with Larry Czonka and Sonny Bono, among others.)

- Steve’s skin is peeled away to reveal bionic circuitry

- Steve throws someone into a pile of boxes

- Steve throws someone into the water

- Armed thugs take on Steve hand-to-hand, one at a time, instead of shooting

- Steve winks at someone to cheer them up

- Steve is showing way too much chest hair (Julie contributed that one.)

- An OSI agent is revealed to be a villain

- Steve’s intervention in her affairs gives a widow the strength to go on and make a new life

- Steve gives a joke explanation for his super abilities (”Vitamins.”)

You must chug an entire beer when:

- someone OTHER than Steve Austin or Jaime Sommers gets to move in bionic slow motion (i.e., The Seven-Million-Dollar Man, Bigfoot, fembots, or George Foreman)

- Oscar Goldman shouts at someone

- an actor from a different Kenneth Johnson show appears (i.e., Jack Colvin from The Incredible Hulk.)

- Lee Majors sings a song (trust me, you’ll need the drink.)

- there is a comedic sound effect in addition to the usual bionic one (i.e., the sound of tweeting birds after Steve clobbers a guy)

- the episode crosses over with The Bionic Woman

Doesn't that sound like fun? Do you think it would be possible to take in the show in between gulps?

I think i'd end up in hospital if i tried that game


Someone needs to make a Jaime one

(09-09-2008 07:01 PM)LeatherTuscadero Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.I think i'd end up in hospital if i tried that game


Someone needs to make a Jaime one

I agree LT or anyone who reads this! .. wanna do one ?

Here is my 1st entries ..

The Jamie Sommers Drinking Game

You must take a drink when you see any of the following:

1) Oscar calls Jamie Babe

2) Jamie comforts someone

3) Jamie looks great or smiles

4) Jamie uses her right hand to fluff or move her hair

5) Jamie objects to Oscar about a mission

6) [add]

7) [add]

You must chug an entire beer when:

1) Jamie sings

2) Jamie wears skimpy outifts because of a mission

3) [add]

Your turn!

Great start, Max.

6) When Jaime says "Oh, terrific." in a sarcastic tone.

7) When Steve appears in an episode.

And we ought to move this one over from the Steve game, cuz it happens just about every time:

8) Oscar Goldman is made to look like an idiot despite his years of experience running an espionage agency (for example, a naive civilian suggests a solution that Oscar’s been unable to think of, even though logically Oscar SHOULD have thought of it first)

9) When Jaime goes the extra mile for a kid.

I think you're going to have to change #3. Some of our members might drink themselves to death within the first half hour.

(09-09-2008 10:11 PM)messyhead Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.Great start, Max.

I think you're going to have to change #3. Some of our members might drink themselves to death within the first half hour.

LOL ..



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THE List is growing .. thanks Messyhead!

Here is my 1st entries ..

The Jamie Sommers Drinking Game

You must take a drink when:

1) Oscar calls Jamie Babe

2) Jamie comforts someone

3) Jamie looks great or smiles

4) Jamie uses her right hand to fluff or move her hair

5) Jamie objects to Oscar about a mission

6) When Jaime says "Oh, terrific." in a sarcastic tone.

7) When Steve appears in an episode.

8) Oscar Goldman is made to look like an idiot despite his years of experience running an espionage agency (for example, a naive civilian suggests a solution that Oscar’s been unable to think of, even though logically Oscar SHOULD have thought of it first)

9) When Jaime goes the extra mile for a kid.

10) [add]

You must chug an entire beer when:

1) Jamie sings

2) Jamie wears skimpy outifts because of a mission

3) [add]

Your turn!

(09-09-2008 10:39 PM)Maxamillion777 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.THE List is growing .. thanks Messyhead!

Here is my 1st entries ..

The Jamie Sommers Drinking Game

You must take a drink when:

1) Oscar calls Jamie Babe

2) Jamie comforts someone

3) Jamie looks great or smiles

4) Jamie uses her right hand to fluff or move her hair

5) Jamie objects to Oscar about a mission

6) When Jaime says "Oh, terrific." in a sarcastic tone.

7) When Steve appears in an episode.

8) Oscar Goldman is made to look like an idiot despite his years of experience running an espionage agency (for example, a naive civilian suggests a solution that Oscar’s been unable to think of, even though logically Oscar SHOULD have thought of it first)

9) When Jaime goes the extra mile for a kid.

10) [add]

You must chug an entire beer when:

1) Jamie sings

2) Jamie wears skimpy outifts because of a mission

3) Jaime wears a neckscarf!!

Your turn!

I'd like to put this game on my site when it's done.

Lets fill in number 10!!

10) Jaime is preparing a meal in her kitchen.

11) Jaime cleans the house 'bionically'.

12) Jaime writes 'bionically'.

(09-09-2008 10:11 PM)messyhead Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.And we ought to move this one over from the Steve game, cuz it happens just about every time:

8) Oscar Goldman is made to look like an idiot despite his years of experience running an espionage agency (for example, a naive civilian suggests a solution that Oscar’s been unable to think of, even though logically Oscar SHOULD have thought of it first)

I think we should move this one over too because it also happens all the time:

Oscar pauses dramatically and removes his glasses.

THE List is growing .. thanks Lola!


The Jamie Sommers Drinking Game

You must take a drink when:

1) Oscar calls Jamie Babe

2) Jamie comforts someone

3) Jamie looks great or smiles

4) Jamie uses her right hand to fluff or move her hair

5) Jamie objects to Oscar about a mission

6) When Jaime says "Oh, terrific." in a sarcastic tone.

7) When Steve appears in an episode.

8) Oscar Goldman is made to look like an idiot despite his years of experience running an espionage agency (for example, a naive civilian suggests a solution that Oscar’s been unable to think of, even though logically Oscar SHOULD have thought of it first)

9) When Jaime goes the extra mile for a kid.

10) Jaime is preparing a meal in her kitchen.

11) Jaime cleans the house 'bionically'.

12) Jaime writes 'bionically'.

13) [add]



You must chug an entire beer when:

1) Jamie sings

2) Jamie wears skimpy outfits because of a mission

3) Jamie wears a neck scarf

4) Oscar pauses dramatically and removes his glasses

5) Romero or Fembots shows up *BONUS: Chug 2 beers *

6) Someone flirts with Jamie or refers to her beauty

7) Someone says OSI

8) [add]



Your turn!

(09-11-2008 07:18 PM)Maxamillion777 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.THE List is growing .. thanks Lola!


The Jamie Sommers Drinking Game

You must take a drink when:

1) Oscar calls Jamie Babe

2) Jamie comforts someone

3) Jamie looks great or smiles

4) Jamie uses her right hand to fluff or move her hair

5) Jamie objects to Oscar about a mission

6) When Jaime says "Oh, terrific." in a sarcastic tone.

7) When Steve appears in an episode.

8) Oscar Goldman is made to look like an idiot despite his years of experience running an espionage agency (for example, a naive civilian suggests a solution that Oscar’s been unable to think of, even though logically Oscar SHOULD have thought of it first)

9) When Jaime goes the extra mile for a kid.

10) Jaime is preparing a meal in her kitchen.

11) Jaime cleans the house 'bionically'.

12) Jaime writes 'bionically'.

13) [add]



You must chug an entire beer when:

1) Jamie sings

2) Jamie wears skimpy outfits because of a mission

3) Jamie wears a neck scarf

4) Oscar pauses dramatically and removes his glasses

5) Romero or Fembots shows up *BONUS: Chug 2 beers *

6) Someone flirts with Jamie or refers to her beauty

7) Someone says OSI

8) Rudy tests Jaime's bionics



Your turn!

(09-12-2008 04:57 PM)Lola Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.

(09-11-2008 07:18 PM)Maxamillion777 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.THE List is growing .. thanks Lola!


The Jamie Sommers Drinking Game

You must take a drink when:

1) Oscar calls Jamie Babe

2) Jamie comforts someone

3) Jamie looks great or smiles

4) Jamie uses her right hand to fluff or move her hair

5) Jamie objects to Oscar about a mission

6) When Jaime says "Oh, terrific." in a sarcastic tone.

7) When Steve appears in an episode.

8) Oscar Goldman is made to look like an idiot despite his years of experience running an espionage agency (for example, a naive civilian suggests a solution that Oscar’s been unable to think of, even though logically Oscar SHOULD have thought of it first)

9) When Jaime goes the extra mile for a kid.

10) Jaime is preparing a meal in her kitchen.

11) Jaime cleans the house 'bionically'.

12) Jaime writes 'bionically'.

13) Jaime gets emotional/weepy during a mission.



You must chug an entire beer when:

1) Jamie sings

2) Jamie wears skimpy outfits because of a mission

3) Jamie wears a neck scarf

4) Oscar pauses dramatically and removes his glasses

5) Romero or Fembots shows up *BONUS: Chug 2 beers *

6) Someone flirts with Jamie or refers to her beauty

7) Someone says OSI

8) Rudy tests Jaime's bionics



Your turn!

Nice Addition Claudette!!

Let's try to get to 20 on each and then call it a day!

and oh ya ..

TO ALL OF YOUR LURKERS WHO HAVENT POSTED .. WADDAYA WAITING FOR ???

Repeat after me ..



"I want to add to this thread"
"I want to add to this thread"
"I want to add to this thread"
"I want to add to this thread"
"I want to add to this thread"
"I want to add to this thread"
"I want to add to this thread"

He needs help, folks. ;-) I'm not certain what sort of help. ;-) Probably goin' through some sort of bionic withdrawal.

(09-17-2008 11:54 AM)nevs1989 Wrote: Guests cannot see links in the messages. Please register to forum by clicking here to see links.He needs help, folks. ;-) I'm not certain what sort of help. ;-) Probably goin' through some sort of bionic withdrawal.

It's low blood sugar!

But I TOOK care of that!

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Yeah if you look at that thing long enough you won't need a drinking game. You get instant hangover

take a drink #14: Whenever Joe Harnell's "Jaime's Theme" kicks in
take a drink #15: Whenever Oscar wears a sweater

entire beer #9: Whenever Jaime talks to herself
entire beer #10: Whenever you see Jaime's dress from "Brain Wash"
entire beer #11: Whenever Jaime kisses someone

take a drink #16 : Oscar has a telephone conversation with 'The Secretary'

Are we finished with this now? id really like to get it posted up on my site